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16 Surefire Signs You Grew Up In Portland

Keepin' it weird. People may question your roots, especially after checking out Portlandia on Thursdays 10/9c on IFC, but you'll always know where you're from. And you'll always be proud of it.

1. Your first job was at a coffee shop, and you couldn't be prouder.

2. You really don't understand why everyone freaks out about the rain.

3. That being said, this has caused you to appreciate sunny days so much more than anyone else.

4. That Voodoo Doughnut place is definitely one of the best. But you also know it's not the only good option in town.

5. The Portland Rose Festival is kind of a big deal.

6. This is how you see Lake Oswego:

7. The sight of this makes you really angry:

8. You know people who have survived swimming in the Willamette.

9. You thought this guy had the best haircut in town:

10. The thought of a mainstream light beer really just leaves a bad taste in your mouth.

11. This was your first car:

12. This guy was your favorite entertainer:

13. You saw your first show at La Luna.

14. You are so fed up with the annual influx of fresh-off-the-boat college grads.

15. You are a devout fan of "Boss Sauce."

16. The first time you had to stop for gas outside of Portland, you had no idea what you were doing.

In the end, you know there's no place like home.