People didn’t smile in these pictures, because they would have been standing there for a very long time trying to hold the pose. This was due to the old-timey cameras.

The problem really arises when people not only don’t flush their tissue, but they don’t throw it away and leave a pile of soiled tissue next to the toilet in a public restroom. This was the case at a Target store in California I worked at.

I’ve almost crashed my car trying to change the station when one of her songs come on. Why the fuck does she song about glitter so much?

Those are some lame ass friends. WTF? Did they all simultaneously have ADD? Weird, but same story out here. Girl goes out boating at the lake with “friends”, they leave without her, body found days later. Also, no “foul play” involved. People, we have an epidemic of either phony friends or attention deficit disorder. I bet those d-bags were all too busy looking down at their “smart” phones. p.s. If I had said that out loud I would have used air quotes.

That thing looks like a freakin drumstick. And why are his balls so tan?