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Omer Bhatti is Michael's Fourth Child
Joe Jackson has confirmed that Omer Bhatti, the 25-year-old aspiring rapper from Norway, is actually Michael Jackson's fourth child.
Nap-Be-Gone
It's the latest must-have gadget for sleep-deprived new moms. Not to be used in the state of Kentucky!
Death By Chocolate
A NJ temp worker fell into an eight-foot vat that was mixing and melting chocolate to be used in Hershey's candy. The guy was crushed by the giant mixing paddles before his coworkers could pull him out. Ouch.
Doctor Uses Household Drill for Boy's Brain Op
A doctor in a small Australian town has saved a young boy's life by using a household electric drill to bore into the youngster's skull to relieve pressure from his brain.
Granny Gets 'Designer Vagina'
A 75-year-old woman stunned doctors by asking them to give her plastic surgery so she could have a "designer vagina" and find herself a younger husband. It's like hanging a chandelier in a haunted house.
Is Kate Gosselin Cheating?
Last week, everyone was talking about Jon Gosselin's alleged affair with a schoolteacher. This week, it's Kate's turn.
Trump to Miss CA: You're (Not) Fired
The Donald has decided to let Carrie Prejean keep her title as Miss California, deeming her controversial modeling shots as "acceptable and fine" and commending her for giving an honest answer to a tough question during the pageant.
7 Kids Guaranteed to Become Trekkies
Here are some Star Trek themed baby videos, like the poor kid who was mockingly turned into a Ferengi Baby by cruel adults.
KFC Hates Moms
The now infamous free KFC grilled chicken coupon is good til May 19th ... EXCEPT ON MOTHER'S DAY! Wow. WTF.
Woman Survives Shotgun Blast to the Face, Gets New One
Connie Culp, a mother of two, was shot in the face by her husband in 2004. He was sentenced to seven years in jail, but she has to live with the effects of his violent act for life. Here's a photo gallery of this incredible story.
Young George Clooney
Better. With. Age.
27 Slutty Prom Dresses [GALLERY]
It's prom season and you know what that means! Check out the best of this year's scholastic and skintastic evening wear.
Whole Chicken in a Can [PIC]
Here's some wholesome goopy goodness for the whole family! Just looking at this picture is more effective than joining Weight Watchers for 5 years.
CATFIGHT! Ryan Seacrest v. Mom Blogger
Meow! The metrosexual radio show host goes on the defense -- invites mom blogger on his show after she calls him out for giving bad relationship advice and tries to ward off Seacrest's alleged girlfriend. Bitchfest ensues. Audio here.
Ask a Prostitute [VIDEO]
A prostitute from the Moonlite Bunny Ranch answers questions about the world's oldest profession you've always wanted to know but were too afraid to ask.
Knock Your Kid Out With Video Games...and Nitrous Oxide!
It's a headset designed to make the process of being anesthetized fun! According to the product info, the space-age gadget allows children who are about to undergo surgical procedures to play a Nintendo Game Boy system or listen to CDs while breathing in nitrous oxide from an attached snorkel until they're knocked out. Where was this when I was a kid??
Many Hundreds of Kids Sick in New York, Suspected Swine Flu
More shocking reports keep coming out about the seriousness of the swine flu outbreak here in the U.S. Now New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg says two people are hospitalized with suspected swine flu and the city's Health Commissioner says "many hundreds" of schoolchildren are sick -- all with suspected cases of swine flu. Wow. It keeps getting worse!
Toddler Jailbreak!
"You know you're a bad mother when they scrap their plot for the great escape and just go for it." Steve McQueen would be proud.
Studying Hard: Porn Film Screening Causes Stir at Carnegie Mellon
"The New Devil In Miss Jones" starring Jenna Jameson will be screened on April 26 at Carnegie Mellon as an act of freedom of speech by the student activities board. This is part of their once-a-semester series of pornographic screenings.
Man Beats Son for Poor Video Game Performance
"An East Price Hill father beat his 6-year-old son for playing a video game poorly, Cincinnati police say." What's next, earn your allowance in Gold Coins?