Brooklyn, New York United States 11215 / Male / 41
Quick rundown of my life so far: Glint in my father's eye > Nervous fetus > Odd little boy > Cocky teenager > Rebellious college kid > Disillusioned 20-something > Pizza boy > Seattle Golf Course Groundskeeper > Drunken poet > Upstate NY Newspaper Copy Editor > 82nd Airborne Army Infantry Paratrooper > NYC Production Artist > Grand Canyon Structural/Wildland Firefighter > NYC Digital Imaging Artist > Part-time Rock-Star > Snowboarding addict &…
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