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<title>BuzzFeed  - &#x22;Heidi Montag&#x26;#39;s Miss Universe Performance&#x22;</title>
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<title>Shes so NOT a celebrity</title>
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    <p>Shes so NOT a celebrity</p>

  	
	
	








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<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 22:33:31 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>Finally, a singer with some talent. You go girl!</title>
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    <p>Finally, a singer with some talent. You go girl!</p>

  	
	
	








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<pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 17:16:16 -0400</pubDate>
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  <media:description type="html">Finally, a singer with some talent. You go girl!</media:description>
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<title>Did her aspiring cameraman husband shoot this? ...</title>
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    <p>Did her aspiring cameraman husband shoot this? WTF is with the unnecessary zoomage?</p>

  	
	
	








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<pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 14:12:37 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>That&#x26;#39;s nothing. Check out the ridiculously...</title>
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    <p>That&#39;s nothing. Check out the ridiculously staged &#8220;candid&#8221; photos of Heidi and Spencer from yesterday in the Bahamas. Hysterical.</p>
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<pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 14:12:37 -0400</pubDate>
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  <media:description type="html">That&#x26;#39;s nothing. Check out the ridiculously staged &#x22;candid&#x22; photos of Heidi and Spencer from yesterday in the Bahamas. Hysterical.</media:description>
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<title>She&#x26;#39;s already got the nude suit and the...</title>
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    <p>She&#39;s already got the nude suit and the douchebag husband. I say Heidi&#39;s about 2 baby sons away from a total mental collapse in an LA gas station parking lot&#8230;</p>
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<pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 14:12:04 -0400</pubDate>
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  <media:description type="html">She&#x26;#39;s already got the nude suit and the douchebag husband. I say Heidi&#x26;#39;s about 2 baby sons away from a total mental collapse in an LA gas station parking lot...</media:description>
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<title>she better release a remix with spencer rapping...</title>
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    <p>she better release a remix with spencer rapping about her boobs or tequila or something 
and what exactly was her body language hoping to convey? &#8220;I have no talent so I&#39;m relying on my huge knockers and sultry eye contact. Oh and lots of tricky camera angles&#8230;&#8221;</p>

  	
	
	








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<pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 12:46:50 -0400</pubDate>
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  <media:description type="html">she better release a remix with spencer rapping about her boobs or tequila or something 
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<title>She&#x26;#39;s a celebrity!  Not a singer or a dancer,...</title>
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  	<a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattyboy/shes-a-celebrity-not-a-singer-or-a-dancer-3uaf-fz"><img src="http://s.buzzfeed.com/static/campaign_images/web03/2009/8/24/10/heidi-montags-miss-universe-performance-4752-1251122434-3.jpg" width="125" height="83" alt="" /></a>
    <p>She&#39;s a celebrity! Not a singer or a dancer, clearly, but a celebrity! So bring her on out here!

Britney drunk off her ass is a better dancer, and I don&#39;t like Britney much.
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<pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 12:44:59 -0400</pubDate>
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  <media:description type="html">She&#x26;#39;s a celebrity! Not a singer or a dancer, clearly, but a celebrity! So bring her on out here!

Britney drunk off her ass is a better dancer, and I don&#x26;#39;t like Britney much.
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<title>Jesus is so proud.....</title>
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    <p>Jesus is so proud&#8230;..</p>

  	
	
	








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<pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 11:54:35 -0400</pubDate>
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  <media:description type="html">Jesus is so proud.....</media:description>
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<title>Was that on fast-forward or am I just getting old?...</title>
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    <p>Was that on fast-forward or am I just getting old? Everything was moving so fast that I had to look away.</p>

  	
	
	








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<pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 11:53:12 -0400</pubDate>
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  <media:description type="html">Was that on fast-forward or am I just getting old? Everything was moving so fast that I had to look away.</media:description>
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<title>I think all the extraneous zooms make it so much...</title>
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  	<a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/rollotamasi00/i-think-all-the-extraneous-zooms-make-it-so-much-3uaf-99r"><img src="http://s.buzzfeed.com/static/campaign_images/web03/2009/8/24/10/heidi-montags-miss-universe-performance-4752-1251122434-3.jpg" width="125" height="83" alt="" /></a>
    <p>I think all the extraneous zooms make it so much more exciting</p>

  	
	
	








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  <media:description type="html">I think all the extraneous zooms make it so much more exciting</media:description>
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<title>I don&#x26;#39;t know what is worse: the obvious...</title>
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  	<a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/shytizon/i-dont-know-what-is-worse-the-obvious-3uaf-7q7"><img src="http://s.buzzfeed.com/static/campaign_images/web03/2009/8/24/10/heidi-montags-miss-universe-performance-4752-1251122434-3.jpg" width="125" height="83" alt="" /></a>
    <p>I don&#39;t know what is worse: the obvious lip-synching, the overall suck of the song, or the fact that they called her a celebrity.

Also, the intro sounds like a Sonic &amp; Knuckles level.</p>

  	
	
	








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<pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 11:48:14 -0400</pubDate>
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  <media:description type="html">I don&#x26;#39;t know what is worse: the obvious lip-synching, the overall suck of the song, or the fact that they called her a celebrity.

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<title>What was that?  Oh, I just threw up a little in my...</title>
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    <p>What was that? Oh, I just threw up a little in my mouth. Nobody wants you, trash.</p>

  	
	
	








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<pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 11:18:03 -0400</pubDate>
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  <media:description type="html">What was that? Oh, I just threw up a little in my mouth. Nobody wants you, trash.</media:description>
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<title>I have never doubted Heidi&#x26;#39;s commitment to...</title>
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  	<a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/mediamaimonides/i-have-never-doubted-heidis-commitment-to-3uaf-kuw"><img src="http://s.buzzfeed.com/static/campaign_images/web03/2009/8/24/10/heidi-montags-miss-universe-performance-4752-1251122434-3.jpg" width="125" height="83" alt="" /></a>
    <p>I have never doubted Heidi&#39;s commitment to Sparkle Motion.</p>

  	
	
	








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  <media:description type="html">I have never doubted Heidi&#x26;#39;s commitment to Sparkle Motion.</media:description>
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<title>she&#x26;#39;s such a good...</title>
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  	<a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/ameliarainbird/shes-such-a-good-3uaf-4kq"><img src="http://s.buzzfeed.com/static/campaign_images/web03/2009/8/24/10/heidi-montags-miss-universe-performance-4752-1251122434-3.jpg" width="125" height="83" alt="" /></a>
    <p>she&#39;s such a good christian.</p>

  	
	
	








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  <media:description type="html">she&#x26;#39;s such a good christian.</media:description>
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<title>That was a great little recital! I hope their...</title>
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  	<a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/normallyodd/that-was-a-great-little-recital-i-hope-their-3uaf-tc"><img src="http://s.buzzfeed.com/static/campaign_images/web03/2009/8/24/10/heidi-montags-miss-universe-performance-4752-1251122434-3.jpg" width="125" height="83" alt="" /></a>
    <p>That was a great little recital! I hope their parents took them all out for ice cream after.</p>

  	
	
	








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<pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 10:39:22 -0400</pubDate>
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  <media:description type="html">That was a great little recital! I hope their parents took them all out for ice cream after.</media:description>
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    <p>Not only is Heidi Montag a loser - she doesn&#39;t even know it. She can&#39;t dance, she can&#39;t sing, and she has a knack for reversing hard ons. It&#39;s official - she&#39;s useless.</p>

  	
	
	








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  	<p>Heidi Montag&#39;s Lip-Synched Miss Universe Performance</p>

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    <p>crap. no &#39;who cares&#39; button?</p>

  	
	
	








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    <p>she kidding?</p>
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