transformers: our cars are actually alien robots from another planet that transform into super bad ass warriors. except some of them are bad guys. and they start this huge ass war with the good transformers. and it’s happening right here on earth, like right in the middle of new york city and shit, so it’s totally chaotic because peeps be dyin left and right. and then shia labeouf comes in and is all like “hey, that’s not cool.” and he totally ends the war and is the master of the transformers. he’s like the chosen one or something. except he used to be on even stevens.