I think it’s awesome that Ray Kurtzweil decided to star in this video.

Slapping women is never cool, but I think back in Omar’s era it was the only way to greet a woman.

That looks like a camel mask to me?

Or you know, probably the best picture ever period.

Maybe the Psychic was actually psychic, and knew that those towels would do the trick.

I think 4% of that percentage for Abby Elliot was Kardashian sketches. I honestly thought she was pregnant or something, because she’s never on (especially given that she’s a standard player). And how is Nasim Pedrad only still a featured player? Bunk.

Dude sounds like an road-ragey Grover.

This is exactly how it should be. Good for these two! Also, if you’re gonna post a video online, TURN PHONE SIDWAYS.

Captain, I’m detecting a lack of Ron Swanson in the theme sequence.

… Eli Wallace?

I kept expecting to see Michael Bay’s name in there somewhere.

Why does he sound like Kenny Rogers when he yells?

… Mrs. McGonagall? :(