1. Shia LaBeouf and his incredulous grin.
That “whatever man” half-smile is the clincher.
2. Bruno Mars smiling his way through it all.
Easy, breezy, Bruno Mars.
3. Reese Witherspoon serenely taking it all in.
Talk about finding your zen.
4. Nicole Richie giving you a red carpet worthy double whammy.
The posing is perfect. Both times.
5. David Bowie with his retro mugshot.
70s celebrity IDGAF-ness from a rock icon.
6. Khloe Kardashian and her sassy glare.
Khloe is posing but all she can think is “How many scenes of our 12 reality shows do I have to film tomorrow?”
7. Paris Hilton and her knack for the carefree mugshot.
You can almost hear her say “That’s hot” as she takes every shot.