Hey, Yeardley!… Yeardley, Yeardley, Yeardley. See? Sounds funny. (Adding “Smith” to it doesn’t help, either, does it?)
Born: Martha Maria Yeardley Smith
Known For: Voice of Lisa Simpson
Oh Stockard Channing. Your name. That’s what they’re saying about you.
Born: Susan Williams Antonia Stockard
Known For: Grease (1978)
Born: Alexander Amin Casper Keynes
Known for: The Chronicles of Narnia Series
Kelsey…not very masculine sounding is it, Frasier Crane?
Born: Allen Kelsey Grammer
Known For: Cheers and Frasier
Someone needs to go “Back to 1964” and change his first name. Something like: “Danny” or “Donald”…oh wait, nevermind.
Bonus Fact: It gets worse…His middle name is ‘Hellion’
Born: Crispin Hellion Glover
Known For: Back to the Future
Hey, how’s that recording career holding up? …Joss Kiddin’
Born: Jocelyn Eve Stoker
Known For: Hit Song in 2004 “Fell in Love With a Boy”
Yeah, I’d say that name is what started it.
Born: Christopher John Grace
Known For: That 70’s Show
Yo Momma so broke, she named you “Wilmer” (that’s all I got)
Born: Wilmer Eduardo Valderrama
Known For: That 70’s Show
Uma gonna tell you, that is one “square” name.
Born: Uma Karuna Thurman
Known For: Kill Bill and Pulp Fiction (above)
No joke, Sacha, your name’s kinda girly.
Sacha Baron Cohen
Born: Sacha Noam Baron Cohen
Known For: Ali G, Bruno and Borat (to name a few)
There is another version where she said: “There is no Dana …only Sigourney…” It’s a horror flick.
Born: Susan Alexandra Weaver
Known For: Ghostbusters and Alien films
Does that say “I’m Wa-Keen” or “I’m Jokin’” …cause you outta be with that first name.
Born: Joaquin Rafael Bottom
Known For: Walk The Line, Signs and Gladiator
Have you ever thought of the fact that on the night she was conceived, her parents were literally “makin’ Whoopi”?
Born: Caryn Elaine Johnson
Known For: Ghost and “The View”
How many conversations do hugh think hugh’ll have when hugh’r talking about Hugh and Hugh doesn’t know if hugh are talking about Hugh or You?… awkwarrrrd.
Born: Hugh Michael Jackman
Known For: X-Men and Les Miserables
I’ll take the bag and Liev. …uh, I mean leave.
Born: Isaac Liev Schreiber
Known For: Scream films
Mom couldn’t choose between “Doug” and “Ray”
Born: Stephen Dougray Scott
Known For: Mission Impossible 2 and Ever After
I don’t think Mr. Humperdinck’s last name is helping at all.
Engelbert Humperdinck (singer)
Born: Arnold George Dorsey
Known For: Hits like “Release Me” and “The Last Waltz”
Born: Channing Matthew Tatum
Known For: Step Up, Magic Mike…do I really need to tell you?
I got nothin’
Born: Famke Beumer Janssen
Known For: Nip/Tuck, X-Men
Mr. Sutherland doesn’t like “Kiefer” jokes…. Take it easy, Kiefer.
Born: Kiefer William Frederick Dempsey George Rufus Sutherland (yes, that’s seven names)
Known For: The Lost Boys, 24
Yeah, I guess you’re right, January. It could’ve been worse. Like: February, September, November…
Born: January Kristen Jones
Known For: Mad Men, X-Men First Class
Having a nickname like “Mack” saved you I guess. But then you still have “Culkin”
Born: Macaulay Carson Culkin
Known For: Home Alone
I’m sorry, but this one is puzzling to me. “Sprague”? There must be some “Paranormal Activity” interference on this name.
Bonus Fact: Her first name is her mother’s maiden name.
Born: Sprague Elizabeth Grayden
Known For: Paranormal Activity 2 & 3
It took a Criminal Mind to come up with “Paget”
Bonus Fact: No relation to Punky
Born: Paget Valerie Brewster
Known For: “Criminal Minds” on CBS
Guess what happens if she married “Channing”? …you’ll get it in a minute.
Born: Tatum Beatrice O’Neal
Known For: Paper Moon, The Bad News Bears and her famous father Ryan O’Neal
Betcha didn’t know his name was featured in a song by The Turtles:
Me and you and “Ewan” me
No matter how they toss the dice, it has to be
The only one for me is you, and you for me
So happy togetherrrrrr….. (well, Ewan seems to like it.)
Born: Ewan Gordon McGregor
Known For: Trainspotting, Star Wars: Episode II & III
Bye, Bye, Bai.
Born: 白靈 (Bai Ling)
Known For: The Crow, Crank: High Voltage
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