2. The Beer-d 2.0: Hipster Edition.
A beard truly worthy of the blue ribbon.
4. You could definitely pick this beard out of a crowd:
Those 2,222 toothpicks won this beard a Guinness World Record.
5. But then that guy got out-picked by this bigger, badder, more spacious beard:
The one true Porcubeard.
6. Watch this beard do a seventh inning snap:
A truly perfect batting record.
Speaking of bats,
And for Marvel fans:
10. We’ll just call this one The Overcompensater.
Beards and penises are manly, but penis beards are sad.
11. Do you know why the Cage Beard sings?
Because it’s f*#%ing awesome and it can do whatever the hell it wants, that’s why.
12. Now that’s what I call man-scaping:
Do you think that moose was constructed with mousse?