Kelly, but only because she doesn’t have those dead eyes staring into my soul.

I weep for humanity when I have a class full of Bellas, Madisons, and Sophias. Use your own damned brains and not the collective that hangs out at Whole Foods, rich bitch moms.

Old news. We did this last year and called it “Songs in the IKEA of Life.”

Thanks for condensing the entire state of Florida down to “oranges” and “key lime pie.” Stupid.

I am a gymnastics coach and we have 8 and 9 year olds who do that and better everyday. They are amazing to watch.

It looks like they are singing “Barcelona,” but I haven’t had enough coffee yet to remember my musical theatre history classes. That is from Company, right?

Eh, Carlos was also Dinkleberg from Fairly Odd Parents, which is just as cool.