http://www.phroth.com/2010/09/excuses-to-skip-class/

School is back in session and we’re all starting to get a feel for our new classes. And by “get a feel,” I mean see which classes don’t take attendance. Unfortunately, not every professor has a liberal attendance policy, and you’re bound to have at least one that thinks the purpose of college is to learn, meaning attendance is probably part of your grade. Fortunately, that still doesn’t mean you have to show up for class. Just use one of the excuses below and you’ll never have to go to that 8 a.m.

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about a year ago

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http://www.phroth.com/2010/09/glenn-becks-historic-landma...

After “accidentally” holding a rally on the anniversary of Martin Luther King’s “I have a dream” speech, Glenn Beck is going on an international speaking tour where he’ll desecrate the anniversaries of famous historic events by holding horrible, hate-filled rallies on the spot these famous events occurred. Here is his tour schedule so far.

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about a year ago

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http://www.phroth.com/2010/07/10-things-phroth-found-phun...

Sure its summer, but the phunny doesn't stop just because school's out. Here's a list of things Phroth found funny in the month of June.

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about a year ago

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http://www.phroth.com/2010/05/prisoner-in-solitary-confin...

This article didn't quite make it into Phroth's April Phollegian, but its unique take on life in solitary confinement is worth reading for a few LOLs.

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about a year ago

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http://www.phroth.com/2010/05/the-seven-types-of-people-t...

Final’s Week is finally here and you know what that means: Adderall-fueled cramming sessions, insomnia-induced delusions, and last but not least, trips to your local library. Of course, we all know that “Finals” actually stands for Fuck I’ve Never Actually (ever been to our school’s) Library. Fortunately for you, I happened to have a pursued a career (see: actuarial science) that has deemed me the equivalent of The Pagemaster. For the past four years at Penn State, I have spent enough hours in the library to rival that of even the most hilariously stereotypical of fictional nerds.

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about a year ago

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http://www.phroth.com/2010/04/phroth-interviews-russell-b...

As the ‘Campus U’ Marketing Representative for Universal Studios in the State College area, it was my (Brandon Scott Wolf) goal to get more votes than any other schools in the Big Ten Conference. After 7,427 votes, The Pennsylvania State University won the Get Him to the Greek Challenge which brought Russell Brand, Jonah Hill and a screening of their yet-to-be-released movie to Happy Valley. As the Phollegian Editor for Phroth Magazine, I was able to go one-on-one with Russell and Jonah and talk to them about the film, their impressions of State College and so much more.

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about a year ago

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