• 1. Knife

  • 2. Chick

  • 3. Bone Disposal Machine

  • 4. Flesh-Ripping Teeth

  • 5. Goat

  • 6. Justification

    This guy was psycho; you’re a man with an ethical mission.

  • 7. Bucket

  • 8. Pig

  • 9. Butcher

    Slit a pig’s throat and—bacon! That’s basically how the Zuckerberg diet works, except a butcher handles all the messy stuff in between.