The post was true, Adam Jasinski won $500,000 on a TV competition, and I guess he didn't get the memo on wise investments. The winner of Big Brother 9, Adam Jasinski , decided that investing it in illegally obtained oxycodone and then selling it would be a good investment. That might have worked, but when he tried to sell the pills to an undercover Federal Agent…he went to jail. It was only a few years ago that Adam Jasinski was looking at the break of a lifetime, and $500,000 fine, and now he's looking at twice that in fines, never mind legal fees, and up to 20 years in the clink – he might need internet loans before this is over.

This is great for Taylor Swift, she was almost nominated in all categories after all what happened to the last MTV Video Music Awards, Kanye West outburst to country-pop sweetheart Taylor Swift. Today another awards show for some industry full of suits to proclaim how great they did at pushing mediocre hack talent – it's the American Music Awards season. Thus far, Kanye West hasn't been nominated for artist of the year, and neither has Beyonce, who just released one of the dumbest music videos of all time. A person can vote for free, but if you want to GO to the American Music Awards, you may need an easy loan or two – tickets range from $70 to $1000.

Unquestionably, almost everyone has an aversion to today's rampant use of foul language. Despite Jenny Slate’s widely publicized foul-mouthed flub on the season premiere of Saturday Night Live, new cast member Jenny Slate isn't going anywhere. There were rumors of Jenny Slate fired flying around since the Jenny Slate f bomb incident, but they're bunk. Anyone who has a respect for their own intellect wouldn't be concerned by it. It wasn't the first time someone did that on SNL – and besides, who HASN'T said it by this point? The East Coast heard it uncensored, and the word, in NYC, is actually used as a comma. Anyone who thought of putting payday loans into a get Jenny Slate fired campaign needs a life.