Live bands have ruined my young ears!
Live bands have ruined my young ears!
Exactly what I was thinking.
#10 is impossible for me to answer! I have done all of those styles!
No only if they would deliver…
My home state.
I went as Bjork last year. I made a swan dress.
I don’t think irregardless is a real word.
This is the best I have ever come across.
What is that thing in #8?
Deep down I want to believe that the people who picked these fonts/signs did it for personal enjoyment and not out of mistake.
This song is slightly sad, but something about it always makes me so happy. I have some of the lyrics tattooed on me.
A dark and stormy is a layered drink and should be made with ginger beer first, then topped with Gosling’s dark rum and add a squeeze of lime juice. The effect looks like a storm, thus dark and stormy.
Make it with mint and it is called a Richmond Gimlet. Very tast.
“Like going to the beach on acid. Except you didn’t go to the beach, you went to your weird cousin’s fifth birthday party, and her friends took all the good colors so you were stuck with, like, orange and green, and then when you got in your mom’s car after the party the whole thing broke open and spilled everywhere and your mom still brings it up sometimes when she’s reminding you why you’re single.” I can’t even say hw much this made me laugh. It is my life.
How about Cheerwine or cigarettes for NC?
This post gave me a serious anxiety attack. All those creepy things are giving me formication.
You are obviously not eating Brussel sprouts the right way. Try sautéing them in some butter. They get all crunchy and sweet.
I am pretty sure there are 2 people in this photo. The way the bag is being held is different, the eyes face different directions, and the head/should positioning is different.
Some of the pictures have multiple cats in them.
Winston-Salem, North Carolina did it first China!!! Say hello to the original shaped penis building. It was originally the Wachovia bank building, but is now the Wells Fargo building. It is the tallest building in the city. Some nicknames: Phallus Palace, fertility center, Penis Building. Come vist the town and see it in its glory!
Thank you for this post. It made me happy. I am a child of 2 opera singers and I love opera! So much better than musicals. Opera is like a singing version of daytime dramas. (Soap OPERA)
I have NC tattooed on my left pinky. My brother has it as well as a few of our friends. People in the city I live in are really big on state/town pride. Some have the abbreviation for the city we live in as well.
I wonder if the real Will Ferrell runs any of these fake accounts just for fun. He seem like the kind of person to do those things.
Bjork WAS in a rock band. It was called the Sugarcubes.
I am a bartender at a small craft cocktail bar that is usually crowded on Friday and Saturday nights. I love making the involved drinks! That is why I work at this place! However, when it is super busy and there are 45 people looking at me to make them a drink right now I will not make you a super involved cocktail. If it is one that is going to take me more than a few minutes to make I will say we are out of a certain ingredient. Yes that sounds mean and whiney but think about it, if you were someone who just wanted me to open a beer for you and you had to wait 20 minutes because someone ordered 10 complicated drinks you would be pissed. I know I get pissed when it takes forever to get a drink. When I say complicated or involved drinks i don’t mean a cosmo or LIT. My bar makes drinks that you have to muddle 3 different things with simple syrup while using 3 different kinds of alcohol and 2 different bitters then top it off with burnt orange oil. Yeah…not making that. Sorry, come back when it is a slower night.
And tips…just don’t be a dick. I understand you are poor and have no money to tip, I am poor too. But don’t get $40 worth of drinks and tip $2 and say sorry I have no money. If you really have no money you would have bought our cans of beer for $1.
Also, no shots please. We are busy and have to work for you. Do you really want u to be drunk?