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23 Of The Most Painfully Awkward Lyrics From 2013

Gee, what rhymes with hug me I dunno, man.

1. Justin Bieber, “All Bad”

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There are sooooo many reasons you should not be singing this line, Biebs.

2. Jason Derulo, “Talk Dirty”

Lucas Jackson / Reuters

Yes, I guess you could.

3. Katy Perry, “This Is How We Do”

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No one is more worthy of respect.

4. Miley Cyrus, “#GETITRIGHT”

Christopher Polk / Getty Images for Clear Channel

You’re in front of a mirror, Miley. You can just look down and check.

5. Kings of Leon, “Temple”

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Watch out, buddy, or you’re going to jail.

6. Selena Gomez, “B.E.A.T.”

Lucas Jackson / Reuters

DO NOT SAY THIS, SELENA! This does not sound good, Selena!

7. Lady Gaga, “Applause”

Lucy Nicholson / Reuters

This is a straw man argument, Lady Gaga. NO ONE HAS EVER SAID THIS.

8. Childish Gambino, “3005”

Paul Butterfield / Getty Images for Coachella

C’mon, dude. Seriously.

9. Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, “Mermaids”

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Ew, no.

10. Robin Thicke, “Blurred Lines”

Christopher Polk / Getty Images for Clear Channel

Oh man, Robin. So many things!

11. Jay Z, “Heaven”

Benoit Tessier / Reuters

Is Jay Z even trying anymore?

12. Jay Z, “Tom Ford”

Ollie Millington / WireImage

No, he is not.

13. Jay Z on Drake’s “Pound Cake”

Benoit Tessier / Reuters

Not even a little bit.

14. Migos, “Versace”

But he’s not alone in that.

15. Drake, “Versace”

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Is that a threat?

16. Geri Halliwell, “Half of Me”

Uhhhh…..girl power?

17. Jason Derulo, “Marry Me”

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And not one second longer!

18. The Wanted, “Walks Like Rihanna”

…what? Since when does Rihanna have a distinctive walk?

19. Eminem, “Survival”

Jumana El Heloueh / Reuters

Well, congratulations for multi-tasking.

20. Miley Cyrus, “4x4”

Lucy Nicholson / Reuters

TMI, Miley.

21. Katy Perry, “Double Rainbow”

Ethan Miller / Getty Images for Clear Channel

Lightning has no sound, Katy.

22. R. Kelly, “Cookie”

Andrea De Silva / Reuters

This is not what anyone means by “rough sex,” Kells.

23. Cam’ron, “Go Outside”

Larry Busacca / Getty Images for Pepsi

Actually, you know what? Never mind. This one is genius.

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