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Which Rock Star Are You?

Do you regularly trash hotel rooms after a night of excessive debauchery? Take this quiz to find out. posted on

  1. 1. How hard do you rock?
    1. Not that much. I keep things fairly mellow, but it’s cool.
    2. Hard. I keep it rockin’ all night long.
    3. Very hard. You could describe my rocking style as “a relentless pummeling.”
    4. Extremely hard. I can shatter worlds with the force of my RAWK.
  2. 2. Do you do whatever you want, whenever you want?
    1. Sometimes. It depends. I try not to be selfish.
    2. Usually. I mean, c’mon.
    3. Always. Nothing can stop me from getting what I desire.
    4. Inevitably. I am your GOD.
  3. 3. Do you exude sexuality?
    1. A little bit. I do the best I can with what I’ve got.
    2. A lot. I’m just naturally sexy.
    3. Almost too much, maybe? I am a force of nature, like an erotic hurricane.
    4. I PERSONIFY THE POWER OF RAUNCH CALL ME THRUSTUS, THE ORGASM-BRINGER
  4. 4. Have people described you as a "bad boy" or "bad girl" type?
    1. Not that I know of. I’m more of a sweetheart, really.
    2. Once in a while. It’s pretty flattering, actually.
    3. Constantly. What are you gonna do about it?
    4. Universally. Let me corrupt you.
  5. 5. Do you challenge authority?
    1. Sometimes. I’ll do a benefit concert for a good cause here and there.
    2. Often. I’ve had some bad run-ins with the law.
    3. Usually. I’ve stabbed at least one cop, and he deserved it.
    4. I have no respect for authority of any kind. FUCK YOU I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
  6. 6. Have you ever trashed a hotel room?
    1. No, I’d never do that. It just seems disrespectful, and I’d rather not have to pay for the mess.
    2. Well, just that one time. That was one hell of a night, but I’m better these days.
    3. Usually. Why else would you stay in a hotel?
    4. They won’t even let me in hotels now. I have personally demolished at least one entire hotel.
  7. 7. How often do you do drugs?
    1. They’re ok in moderation, I guess. I’ll smoke a joint here and there, but it’s not really my thing.
    2. Regularly. It’s fun, and I’m more creative when I’m high.
    3. Usually. Some people tell me I have a problem, but whatever. I just love snorting things.
    4. Constantly. I am gobbling up entire dinner plates of drugs whenever I am not shooting up smack or taking a hit from my bong.
  8. 8. Do you have sex with groupies?
    1. Nope. I enjoy a committed, monogamous relationship with my partner.
    2. Sure, but only a few times. It can be hard to resist, but I find it to be a hollow experience, if we’re being very honest.
    3. Whenever possible. If they’re at least a little bit hot, I’ll bang them. Why not?
    4. Always. I think of life as my personal depraved fuck buffet.

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