1. Let’s be real: A lot of Halloween music is not very good.
2. A lot of it wasn’t even made for Halloween, and just got grandfathered into “Halloween” because the song mentions monsters or ghosts or something.
That Backstreet Boys song isn’t even like that, it just has a Halloween-themed video! But that still makes more sense than the Radiohead and Duran Duran songs on this thing.
3. I mean, “Monster Mash” is fine and all, but it’s just not…spooky enough. It’s not…scary enough.
4. But six years ago, three great men changed everything and CREATED THE BEST HALLOWEEN SONG IN ALL OF HUMAN HISTORY.
Tracy Morgan! Donald Glover! Jeff Richmond!