3. Sometimes it can seem like these are the only CDs you will ever need.
5. You can’t listen to Tool on Pandora because you need to hear the songs as they are sequenced on the albums.
8. You have to be very, very, very patient to be a Tool fan.
10. Your feelings for Maynard James Keenan can be a sorta complex emotional thing.
11. But you know that Maynard is actually a really, really cool name.
12. And you’ve spent maybe a lot more time than you’d care to admit thinking about his penis.
14. Basically, MJK can do whatever he wants and it’s cool.
15. After all, you’ve learned a lot about romance from the guy.
17. And comedy, too.
18. You have some pretty complicated feelings about Los Angeles.
19. This might be the best tattoo in the entire world.
24. Tool inspires some Siri requests that you might end up regretting.
25. Pandora telling you that you can buy Tool albums on iTunes is hilarious.
27. And this is what you hope your children will be like.
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