15 Times Superman Was A Terrible Friend

Jimmy Olsen, it’s time to get a new pal.

1. You better have a good excuse for this, Superman.

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2. Jimmy’s dad may be a criminal, but he’s obviously not trying to torment his own son.

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3. And here’s proof that Superman is definitely NOT a better father figure.

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4. Is this meant to be tough love?

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5. The worst part of this is that you can tell from the skeleton that Superman has played this sick game before.

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6. In fairness to Superman, that is a really bizarre scam Jimmy’s caught up in.

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7. What a clever disguise, you slave driving jerk.

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8. Batman, get away from Superman! He’s a bad influence on you.

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9. Superman seems relieved, doesn’t he?

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10. This isn’t totally mean, but why does he assume Jimmy would be as big as the least popular Beatle?

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11. This is not mean, but it’s very enabling…

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12. …especially when Superman refuses to let Jimmy lose any of that weight.

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13. And hey, let’s give Superman the benefit of the doubt and assume he hasn’t figured out to fix situation this yet…

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14. …but maybe he just doesn’t know how?

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15. Superman is a terrible matchmaker.

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But you know what? As bad as he is to Jimmy, he’s even worse to his girlfriend Lois Lane.

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You are the worst, Superman.

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