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    Here's The Menu At The World's Most Depressing Chipotle

    Hope you like a big handful of corn. UPDATE: Thank god... It doesn't actually exist and our long national nightmare is over.

    Update — Sept. 11, 2:45 p.m. ET:

    Thankfully, this was simply a cruel joke... such a woeful, blighted Chipotle does not actually exist. There is hope for the world.

    Not sure how I can be more clear that this is fake.