Wouldn't it be cool if we lived in a world where people played funky Phish songs at parties?
A world where you didn't have to always be dancing alone to your favorite Phish bootlegs?
A world where you could throw on your recording of "2001" from the second set of their 6/25/2010 show in Camden, New Jersey, and everyone would be like "OH SHIT, THAT'S MY JAM!!!!!"
A world where people finally just got it, you know?
A much sexier world.
A world where everyone just could shake their body to some sick Mike Gordon grooves.
Whether they were young...
...or old.
A world where everyone could truly appreciate Trey's tasty licks.
A world where everyone understood that Page Side = Rage Side.
A world where every man, woman, and child had the stamina to dance through all 30:45 of the version of "Tweezer" from Jones Beach 6/28/1995.