1. When some dude abandoned her in the jungle after taking a selfie, like, immediately after their plane crashed and they were apparently the only survivors.
2. When she looked down into the water and saw a tiger’s reflection.
3. When she made a bunch of fireflies turn into some kind of spirit tiger firework thing.
4. When a monkey helped her make a spear out of a pair of stiletto heels.
5. When she made an elephant give her a shower.
6. When she brushed an alligator’s teeth.
7. When she emerged from a cave wearing this outfit.
8. When she flexed like this.
9. When she swung from a vine like Tarzan.
10. When she summoned a parrot.
11. When she got all up in some tiger’s face.
12. When she screamed some kind of spirit tiger at a real tiger, which somehow defeated the real tiger.
13. When she sat on this pretty floral version of that Game of Thrones throne.
14. When she forced a tiger to wear a “Kitty Purry” tag after defeating it in battle.
15. When she took some selfies with a monkey.
16. When she made some lipstick out of a pomegranate.
17. When she gave an elephant a hot pink pedicure.
And here’s the entire video, in all its glory.
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