
Source: manticoresmoustache.blogspot.com
A helpful chart outlining safe sex practices. If you’re a man who’s into women or horses, don’t worry. You’re safe.
While we’re at it, is the owner of Manticore’s Moustache a Buzzfeed editor? There’s got to be some explanation for why 80% of MM’s content winds up on the front page of Buzzfeed. After all, if that’s where so much of Buzzfeed’s stuff comes from, why bother reading Buzzfeed at all?
Is there a Photoshop job so blatant that even Buzzfeed editors won’t take it seriously? Trick question - the answer is obviously no. This is the site that falls for the Church Sign Generator time after time, after all, but how about the readers? Did anyone commenting in this thread do even three seconds of critical thinking about the probability of a grade school kid doing a school project about “man on horse sex” before commenting?
the Medal is the most disturbing part — like, you could almost understand a kid being confused on this stuff, but to have his ignorance be reaffirmed by his teachers and other adults around him is just sickening.
Does this mean man on horse sex is more acceptable than blood transfusion in the eyes of God?
I remember sex ed in 5th grade. We were told that gay sex results in losing a third of one’s life. Because I was an inquiring young mind, I was also assured that another instance of gay sex resulted in losing another third of one’s life. This was L.A.U.S.D. circa 1996. Now that I’ve read, “How to Lie using statistics”, it all makes sense.
This is 100% true. Except the horse part. You definitely can catch Horse-AIDS.
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