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30 Unbelievable Things People Have Invented

Could you imagine if this stuff hit the market? These items were all actually submitted and processed for official patents! What unbelievable inventions. Nearly as unbelievable as the taste of Pepsi NEXT – drink it to believe it.

1. Thong Diaper (2007)

2. Animal Ear Protectors ('70s)

3. Car Dashboard Microwave (2000)

4. The Heart-Shaped Cheese Slice (2004)

5. Body Sled (1981)

6. High-Five Machine (1993)

7. Edible Business Cards (2004)

8. Water-Walking Skis

9. Subway Line Movie Screens (2005)

10. The Portable Burrito (1983)

11. Kissing Shield (2004)

12. Pizza Prep and Delivery 2-in-1 Vehicle (2005)

13. Kimchi Vending Machine (2004)

14. Concentric-Crusted Pizza (2000)

15. Combination Lollipop / Drinking Straw (2004)

16. House Shoes (2005)

17. Arm Shades (2004)

18. Combination Parachute + Motorcycle (2005)

19. Sun Mask Towel (2006)

20. Moustache Guard (1890)

21. Jewelry Toothbrush (2005)

22. Interactive Life-Sized Bowl of Soup (1999)

23. Banana Phone (2006)

24. Interchangeable Pen and Pencil (2004)

25. Toilet Tank Aquarium (2000)

26. Fire-Escape (1879)

27. Automatic Bed Maker (2002)

28. Dog Dust Cover (1964)

29. Shark Protection Suit (1999)

30. Pop-Up Hat (1988)