3. You finally get to see how “2014” will be shoehorned into a pair of glasses.
6. And if you drink too many bubbles, don’t worry, you won’t be alone.
8. You won’t have to deal with Times Square this year because you learned so much from last year!
9. Finally, the perfect opportunity to wear those dumb shoes you bought.
11. When the beat drops, or if it doesn’t drop, whatever, you’re going to dance like an animal…