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Do: Invest in plenty of pleather pants.
Don't: Neglect your morning yoga.
Do: Befriend men with beards.
Don't: Host tea parties. Drum circles are infinitely cooler.
Do: Choose a pet that doubles as a fashion accessory.
Don't: Settle for a boring babysitter. A manny with tattooed sleeves is perfect!
Do: Set aside time for crafting.
Do: Read Ella to find more tips from the coolest resident of The Local Hotel!
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