I hope he has a chaperone armed with a cattle prod any time Bryan Singer is near him.
I hope he has a chaperone armed with a cattle prod any time Bryan Singer is near him.
Yay! My favorite clone is killing me! “You got: Alison Hendrix
Ugh, this is so awkward, but this death is going to hurt. That’s because Alison will start with a hot glue gun to the chest, and end with tossing you (and your scarf) into the garbage disposal. Sorry! But you shouldn’t have worn that scarf! Alison hates them!”
His tits are bigger than that waif they hired to play Wonder Woman.
So this is what happens when an actual singer sings one of Taylor Smith’s songs.
Updating your name and/or address to their current status is very important in enabling people to vote, too.
Texas is a state where corporal punishment is legal in public school. So for him to be indicted for child abuse there, he must’ve beat his kid up something awful.
Does that mean JLo can actually sing now?
I wonder what the thinking process of the NCAA was? “Well, they haven’t raped any kids in a while…”
God forbid we take away games from an institution that conspired to help a man rape children…
This is some Alice in Wonderland, sentence first, verdict after bullshit.
While it’s true that the baby chicken is descended from dinosaurs, it’s a dinosaur, too! Birds are the one surviving clade of dinosaurs. Yes, if you’ve eaten a chicken nugget, you’ve eaten dinosaur. A dinosaur pooped on your car. Etc.
Talk about… kicking the bucket.
That’s all the same damn Shakira, though.
They’re the New Jersey Giants now.
WSJ’s original article made only ONE distinction between what it deemed real/fake injuries: by discounting instances in which the player was subbed out. This is, of course, flawed. We know plenty of instances in which players were injured but insisted on playing. The US Clint Dempsey had his nose broken but continued playing. Uruguay’s Álvaro Pereira was concussed and passed out, but insisted on playing even though the team doctor said he should be substituted out. These and other cases are counted by the WSJ as diving. That is not to say that overall, the numbers are entirely wrong. The WSJ did point out that when teams are ahead, and thus have an incentive to freeze the game’s progress, they were much more likely to have injury timeouts and those timeouts took much longer than the ones for teams that are behind. And mind you, this is a very limited set of data. At the time it was calculated, each team had only played 2 or 3 matches.
Let’s not forget one of Croatia’s goals was not counted for no discernible reason. Obviously, Brazil spent most of its World Cup budget on bribes, ‘cause it sure isn’t showing up in their shoddy stadiums and that bootlegged opening ceremony.
Some henchmen will do anything to get out of a job.
His name is not spelled like a racist joke about what the Japanese calls Mr. Catherine-Zeta Jones, Buzzfeed.
Buzzfeed will no longer consider using accurate headlines
This is very disrespectful. People should only have sex in graveyards for boredom or convenience, not to make a political statement.
Keep in mind that Cumberbatch is trying for an Australian accent, and coming off like a stroke victim.
“The church (and Utah) is very pro-gay-rights from a secular point of view…” I haven’t seen delusional like this since the Real Housewives of Finding Bigfoot reunion show.
In 2009, two beluga whales saved a diver in a deep dive who was sinking due to a leg cramp. The whales managed to push the diver to the surface, saving her life.
Well, if the gay porn actor thinks men are having just as much sex with men, then clearly the CDC study done over a near decade must be wrong! How did Anna North even decide someone in porn would be a good person to ask about the frequency of sex in a general population? Did she not notice that he’s in a forest of dicks and may be a bit occluded in his vantage?
Remember, this only allows openly LGB scouts to stay until they’re 18. Once they hit 18, they still get booted.
Just because the Pauls and their policies of banning abortion, birth control and general healthcare access for women causes women to suffer and die doesn’t mean that they’re “lady killers”. They’re merely female death enthusiasts.
Oy vey, the bigotry and ignorance in these ads are astounding. Where to begin? The ads are conflating the privilege and responsibility of owning a deadly weapon to the right of people to not be abused, violated and oppressed for whom they love and share their lives with. It’s a very basic libertarian mistake (among many others) to draw no distinction between property rights and human rights. Comparing a gun license to a marriage license is insulting, and possibly indicates hilarious and dangerous problems in the relationships (if there are any) in the person forming such comparisons. What might they say next? Being denied a phone contract is the same thing as not being able to marry the person you love? Then there’s the other ad that insinuates LGB people must now use guns to defend their rights. How does someone who came up with this imagine it working out? That in this wild west vision of society, the guns are only sold to LGB people, and the hordes of homophobes will have no access? Because otherwise, the grooms and brides at gay weddings will have to say their vows facing away from each other to cover all possible attack angles. And what about people who aren’t able to shoot and aim? What about their children? This applies to more than just LGBT minorities at risk of violent persecution, of course. It’s the libertarian/gun worshiper (worsniper?) idea that it’s incumbent on individuals to defend themselves in their dystopian society. This cuts out some of the disabled, the very young, the very old entirely. And even if you are the best shot and quick draw there is, are you expected to be on your guard all the time? When do you sleep? What if someone sneaks up on you? Gee, wouldn’t it be a good idea if ensuring social peace and order were an organized effort. Perhaps we could even delegate it to trained professionals. They should then be held accountable accordingly. We shall call these professionals the police, and the rules and civil rights they must uphold laws.
The whining over the lack of a DOMA loophole in immigration reform is ludicrous. The Supreme Court will strike down DOMA Section 3 in a month, before this bill would even get signed, making the same-sex spousal provision irrelevant. And yet there are vocal LGB advocates who are hysterical over its omission. But why? Why insist on something that’s purely symbolic that would destroy the entire bill? There are families being torn apart. There are kids, some of whom are LGBT, who’ve known nothing but America who are being sent back to hostile and strange lands. “Fuck them all! How dare Schumer not kiss the ring of the gay pope!” says the masses of narcissistic gay white yuppies whose sheltered, suburban lives have nothing to do with immigration reform.
The process pretty much breaks down at the flickr bit, because flickr’s interestingness formula somehow provides the blandest images free of any personality.
Most amazing Emeli Sandé musical moment for me yet: Her acoustic version of “Read All About It” at the 2012 Olympic Games closing ceremony. It’s not her singing so much, as she’s sung much better on other occasions (She is quite off-pitch in some parts, but in such an unwavering and controlled way that makes me suspect her monitor is malfunctioning somehow). Halfway through the performance, a montage of moments from the Games starts playing. And it wasn’t the usual happy, triumphant moments. It was moments of athletes breaking down in tears over not winning, not being their best, despite trying their hardest. It ends with the haunting footage of fencer Shin A-Lam making her desolate stand on the strip against that horrible call against her. The footage all works perfectly with the Sandé’s lyrics and the emotions she puts into singing them. It was an amazing gesture of understanding: letting the athletes and the audience, who sees their own strivings reflected in the athletes’ journeys, know that sometimes, failure to reach the final summit doesn’t make one an actual failure. That breaking down in such situations deserves not just sympathy, but respect.
The Puppini Sisters did it years ago. And better.
Attention to all the doucheswills who cry “what about the children” in regards to the horrors of a penis in a women’s bathroom or a vagina in men’s, it would happen just the same if the original law passed. Trans people who have had bottom surgery would be required to use the bathroom of their birth-assigned gender, which means you’ll have bearded men with penises in the women’s bathroom, and women with vaginas in the boy’s room. So either way, you and your child may wind up seeing genitals that look different than theirs. Instead, how about this: tell your kid to stop looking at other people’s crotches while they’re doing their private business. Maybe your kid won’t turn out to be a filthy pervert voyeur like you.