• Here’s the entrance of the zoo. Looks fun for the whole (band) family, right? WRONG!

  • Behold, the Sad Hippo crying one singular tear which appears to actually have frozen over. I don’t know if you can see it, but he’s bleeding from one knee.

  • It’s hard to see, but that pink thing is the inside-out ass of a monkey, which is lying face-down on its stomach. The scientific name for this species is, in fact, Inside-Out Ass Monkey.

  • Pigeon eating some rotten cabbage.

  • This monkey had such an expressive face!

  • But then I saw these dogs hanging out outside of a building and I felt all right again.

  • And here’s that cute fire truck I was talking about earlier. You can’t see them, but it was filled with puppies.

  • Japan is the best country in the world!!!!