This is part of a 4chan mass strike on people whose logins and passwords they somehow obtained. The reason the guy didn’t try to pass it off as a hacker was because “the guy” in question was still the hacker.

You gotta stroke it ‘till it’s hard. then it’ll get off on it’s own…

AND he plays guitar? I’ve gotta party with this guy.

Poor guy.

I just saw a couple more of these on 4chan… I smell haxx

not to offend the poster, but i love how the person who posted this story here is named peggy WANG…

This was a prank. OP in pic is the hijacker/prankster. He replies “HOW DO I FIX?” just to throw the scent off. This was brilliant but honestly just one of hundreds of christian fB trolling over the last day. WHERE IS YOU JESUS NOW? huh?

Its not poo, its a skin lesion…like a mole. They are actually more common that you think. Most people just get them removed.  Oh and this is totally fake. There is no way he couldn’t figure out how to take the picture down.

The question remains: Is that his feces, or is it someone else’s?

What a sicko. He’ll NEVER live this down. http://www.google.com/search?q=david+falkner+bossier+city,+LA&hl=en&rlz=1C1CHNB_enUS325US326&pb=r&ei=c2CPSvfZGoq-MLTVgLAK&sa=X&oi=rwp&ct=title

Wow. Just wow.

Since nobody else is apparently going to say it, I will. Um, Photoshop? How hard is it to cut and paste a square? Really!
Besides, that penis would be circumcised, if it were on his page.
Methinks it’s not, but it’s hard to see through all that poo.

Wait, why are none of the comments asking him about the shit on his dick???

Why don’t the profile names match? David Falkner? Zack Moore?
Disgusting, btw…

Dumb on 2 counts: 1) he uploaded that pic 2)he didn’t try to pass it off as a hacker

…WHY IS THERE SHIT ON HIS DICK? D:

so thats a southern baptist, huh

All hail the deep South. I love Jesus, my wife Sandy, and having poo on my peepee! Praise the Lord!