Wasted Hook-Ups

Aileen Awesome takes percocet with a rum cocktail and sets out to find a wasted hookup at Santos Party House.

See, hipsters are boring. You have to refer to Russian bald men and guys who wear cargo shorts to music festivals for examples of those who are successful at partying and life.

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