I bet they'll still win the Stanley Cup before the Leafs

Wow. Being Irish, I don't see much ice hockey, or ice hockey brawls… But, I'm guessing they don't generally happen between team members… I want to hear the back story, who stole who's cookie? Toddler who gets pushed first is a ninja of some sorts, he takes on two at once and wins, pushing one of them down twice, so badly he can't stand no matter how many times he tries and the other one falls down again soon after. I'm guessing ninja toddler fell down on purpose, perhaps a taunt, or maybe even to try and trick us into thinking he isn't a god. Gods don't fall over, you see. Thanks for the lulz Peggy.