“I swear she didn't mean a thing to me Brenda! How can I prove my love?”

It's so sad that society's homophobic attitudes prevent him from declaring his love for his life partner, Brendan.  I guess this small gesture will have to suffice.

You guys didn't hear? They split up.

It's a damn shame that her name wasn't Marsha.

hey! that's my mom's name!

and then he met Lucida

I thought this was the raddest tattoo I've ever seen until I noticed the comic sans.

He spelled Brenda wrong!!!!

I think the tat by his neck is missing a letter…

This is just creepy :O

The crazy thing is that this guy doesn't even know anyone named Brenda. He just picked this tat design off the wall.

This jerk in me really wants Brenda to dump him.

Sadly, it was later discovered that Brenda is dyslexic & she thought this guy was totally into Edna.

At least he doesn't have to look at it.

obsessive much?

Papyrus: The font so nice, he used it twice