30 Things You Had No Idea You Needed

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1. Nail Protector Clips

Buy them for $12.50 here.

2. A Battery-Operated Perpetual Bubble Wrap Toy

For those who need satisfying feels at all times. Get it here.

3. This Scale

Purchase it here for $45.

4. The “Pouring Made E-Z” Pan Attachment

Ah, the E-Z life!

Get one here for $5.50.

5. FloWater Waterfall Dispenser

Get it for $12.75 here.

6. Flask Sandals

These beachy sandals contain a “polyurethane canteen in heel with screw cap” which is a clinical way of saying “GET WASTED WITH THIS HIDDEN FLASK IN YOUR SHOE ALL SUMMER LONG!!!”

7. A Squirrel Chair

I don’t know if I’d ever get sick of watching squirrels lounging on Adirondack chairs in the backyard. $11.99 from Doctors Foster and Smith.

8. Rainbow in My Room Night Light

$45 from Cool Gizmo Toys.

9. Pour Thing

Buy it for the pun! And all the time and energy you’ll save. Get it for $54 from Amazon.

10. A Water Bottle with Built-In Wallet

11. A Campfire Panini Maker

$25.99 from Amazon.

12. A Portable Fireplace

From Brasa.

13. Piano Doorbell

So guests can play you a jaunty little song when they arrive. I do certainly hope this comes in both major and minor key variations.

This doesn’t exist yet, sorry.

14. Car French Fry Holder

From the Improvements catalog.

15. The Arm Sleeper’s Pillow

$99 from Hammacher Schlemmer.

16. Remote Control Snack Float

If you don’t have this in your pool this summer, who are you even??

Get it for $54 from Home Wet Bar.

17. Smuggler’s Belt

$245 from Barrett Alley.

18. Doggie Fountain

$24 from Amazon.

19. Glitter Clean Up Cloth

$6 from Create for Less.

20. Dots that Let You Find Things with Your Phone

You stick the dots on commonly lost items, like remote controls and keys. The app uses a radar to help you find it.

Get it here.

21. Motorized Bumper Car Boats

Get it from Amazon.

22. Edible Gold Spraypaint

Kosher-certified! Get it here.

23. Taco Plates

Buy these here.

24. PANTONE Markers

You totally deserve these. $483 from Dick Blick.

25. Multiple Liquor Dispenser

Replace the water line with only fun things! $499 from Side Bar Beverage.

26. Bathtub Tray

You could buy any bathtub caddy, but this one has a special slit for your wine glass! $50 from Umbra.

27. Prism Glasses

Laziness level: GENIUS. $15 from Amazon.

28. Paw Wash

You can sing “At the paw wash” to your dog in a soothing voice every time you use it. $29.99 from Amazon.

29. Crushed Ice Cube Tray

Crushed ice — one of the rarest pleasures of life. Get it from Amazon.

30. Fondue Mug

Sometimes, you just want to eat fondue all alone. $15 from the Fancy.

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