I didn't realise the Internet is full of mega sluts who are sleeping with men from all over the world, and therefore are able to compare them.

Spanish and Italian? Doesn't that kind of follow stereotypes rather than what people actually believe or have experienced? BTW - what's wrong with being hairy?

According to this poll I should be a good lover. Too bad I stink, never shave my balls and come in 60 seconds or fewer.  (Oh and btw: I'm fat)