Who knew desperation for attention could be so small and sparkly.

that's really dumb looking.
it looks like she's got a shoe horn sticking out of her pants.

It's still whale tail.

so a hot peek of crack is bad now?

Crack leapin' up out the jeans you wearin'?
Thong dug in so deep it got you swearin'?
Need another solution to silence them fools?
Then spackle yo crack with denim and jewels! Only $14.99!

how bout you wear pants that fit

This is the stupidest thing I've ever seen, and its stupidity angers me. Thank you, Ass Crack Shield, for being the final straw that broke my love for humanity.

ew trashy
in that order

Where's the one for plumbers?