
Source: i-am-bored.com
A decorative bedazzled denim decal that keeps your gluteal cleft modest while wearing your low-slung pants.
Crack leapin’ up out the jeans you wearin’?
Thong dug in so deep it got you swearin’?
Need another solution to silence them fools?
Then spackle yo crack with denim and jewels! Only $14.99!
This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen, and its stupidity angers me. Thank you, Ass Crack Shield, for being the final straw that broke my love for humanity.
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