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Side-dreadlock?
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It ain't easy being a pimp.
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Or pulling off the Pollyanna look as a grown African-American man.
The Awesomest Combover/Side-Ponytail Ever
This is Allen E. Brown, a 48-year-old pimp who was recently sentenced to 18 years in prison. That's a LOT of free time to experiment with even more avant-garde hairstyles.
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this man rivals professor badass..somebody give this man 1 free internet
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He would be from Jersey, wouldn't he?
Also totally didn't mean to click “old”. Sorry.
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this guy took his facial hair ques from AJ of the Back Street Boys circa 1998
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Mr. Brown, aka “Prince” ran his operation right here in Jersey City, in an upscale GATED community known as “Society Hill”. http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2010/05/jersey_city_society_hill_pimp_1.html
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I don't care if your rich or a “pimp”, that hair style look like you can't afford a mirror or a decent stylist.
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Yes indeed!! I just don't know what to say!! LMFAO
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This is a masterpiece.
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Thanks a lot Allen! Now I need to take my business somewhere else. I just hope I can expect the same quality and service you supplied. Seeya in 18
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picture #2 is damn scary, that face is RAVAGED
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Honestly, what's freaking me out the most are his waxed eyebrows.
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What kind of drugs is that man on?
