Thank You, Brooklyn, For The Ultimate Hipster Beard Porn Video
Is this a Portlandia skit? This will either make you want to touch beards all day or gouge your eyes out.
It’s some sort of promotional video for Brooklyn Grooming, a company that makes “artisanal beard oil.”
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rhymeswithluck 6 months agofuckery like this is why i moved out of brooklyn in 2006 after 7 years. beards are bad enough; women who fetishize them are even worse.
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Brendan Byrne 6 months ago
She should also start a line of custom cartilage disks to replace the the hole in those disgusting tribal ear-loops like the one at 1:04. Ugh. Even worse than Beard Oil. What’s the next self-mutilating fad, Burmese neck rings?
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amjensen410 7 months ago
This video is ridiculous. “All my formulas are based on classic recipes.” Loosely based? Because I don’t think shea butter is a classic ingredient used in old-timey barber shops. P.S. Anyone with a microwave and access to a Whole Foods can make about a pound of that stuff in 10 minutes for around $20.
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deltapearl 7 months ago
You do realize, of course, that this video is a joke…a hilarious parody of the insipid, narcissistic current crop of hipsters. Maybe the joke’s on me, but your response seems to be serious and that’s even more hilarious.
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amjensen410 7 months ago
I don’t know… I could be missing something, but the website looks legit and I don’t know why a company would parody their own products and target market.
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