Who am I ?

Caption: “Bloodstains on your walls, no problem! ShamWow will lick that right off.”

“Seriously, what is up with this small ass room and hospital bed? It definitely couldn't have been designed by the Germans. Cause you know the Germans, they always make good stuff.”

I got slapchopped!

Wow. When the Scientologists send hookers after you, you know you're done in Hollywood.

“You'll godda yub ma dutz!”

Looks like she got a hell of a beating. I couldn't see any injuries on him but that blood came from somewhere.

I knew I should have gone with the Redhead!

What I'm waiting to hear is what was going on in her head to cause her to do that. You know that kinda thing has got to be bad for business, and during these economic hard times…. what on earth caused her to bite his tongue and hold on like that? Temporary lock jaw maybe? This is when we need Paul Harvey back to tell us 'the rest of the story.'

Looks like the camera guy was following him after all

what the H is a cod?

I wonder if I can get my money back!