“I'd hire him.” That's what she said.

Why, after playing up the “Wanker” bit so much, would he not go by “Dick”

Gotta give the guy credit for embracing the ridicule. Once knew a man named Harry Dick (Richard) Weiner, myself, and he never seemed to sense the irony.

I tell you what, though: You will never, ever forget his name. And that's all they are really after.

LOL Is this real?
I love how he's willing to show his birth certificate!