Noah Stokes, Extreme Front End Programmer

Noah Stokes' online resume will make you feel like you're being pummeled by what an amazing computer programmer he is. Now this is how you get a job in the depths of a recession. (Thanks Kyle for the tip!!)

Peggy Wang BuzzFeed Staff posted about 3 years ago

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Motherfuton - His Personal Blog?

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Buried in the source code: Look, I know this code is hawt. And you want to steal it all. But let me tell you a secret. I stole this code from someone else. So it's not me who you'll be hurting, but some poor sap who is now not only getting code stolen by me, but now by you. Shameless.

FTW

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Noah Stokes - Best CV Ever http://tinyurl.com/d4opue

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Clean up on aisle three. Noah Stokes just blew my mind.

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This belongs on Veronica's new site

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how can i make noah be my friend? :(

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