he's like Odd Job from James Bond…except he throws business cards instead of his razor-brimmed top hat…

He needs metal business cards with sharpened edges!

I think the marvel supervilian your looking for in comparison is bullseye!

For some reason I feel like going out and buying a Samsung camera right about now…

Holy snaps, that's one skill I'd like to have. But then again I'm not asian

He should be wearing a top hat and tails, and right before he kills a bunch of ninjas, he says “gentlemen, my card…”

I often find when selling a product, that if I show videos of it being used, instead of the actual quality of what it is/does, I sell more units. Look at my awesome camcorder. Oh, you want to see the video it captures? Sorry, not happening.

Of course, he's Asian!

He's like Gambit! Only he doesn't blow stuff up, he just gives paper cuts.