Christ on a bike.

Nothing like a bug in your crotch. ~Wiggle wiggle~.

So there is a Mullet Merkin?! I don't want to think too hard about where the long hair resides. Put's a whole new meaning to “business in the front and a party in the back.”

where is the yum button?

so….
it's a wig for a waxer who's dating someone that likes a 'full field'?
(He's gonna notice)

I… I want one. Does that make me a bad person?
Yes. I think it just might.

I've been trying to incorporate “Proud to be a-merkin” into the public lexicon for years. So far, it's just me.

they should only be Mardi Gras themed and only worn when such debauchery is acceptable and expected. under those circumstances, it's hot. ;)