77-year-old ex-beauty queen claims to be John McCain’s former lover from 1957. posted Sep 23, 2008 8:35am EDT She calls him her “coconut dessert” and says “Of course we had sex…he was not only good at kissing but good at everything.” It doesn’t make it any less gross that she sort of looks like a blond version of that scary old lady from Pet Cemetery.

Peggy Wang BuzzFeed Staff posted Sep 23, 2008 8:35am EDT