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<title>What. The fuck. I have Asperger&#x26;#39;s syndrome and...</title>
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		<strong> BUZZ</strong>:  
		What. The fuck. I have Asperger&#39;s syndrome and seeing that someone is using that as a defense for murder is insulting and disgusting. Seriously. I&#39;ve lost faith in humanity.
		
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<title>I didn&#x26;#39;t kill him! He ran into the knife, then...</title>
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		<strong> BUZZ</strong>:  
		I didn&#39;t kill him! He ran into the knife, then cried out to me saying, &#39;I hurt him.&#39;
		
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