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“I’m Too Fat to Kill”
A man accused of killing his former son-in-law claims he was just too fat to have pulled off the murder. He was fat enough to sit on his ass googling “how to commit a murder” before the shooting, though. Watch the report here.
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“I Had a Sudden Fit of Gay Panic”
This defense was used to acquit an Illinois man who stabbed his neighbor 61 times. Read more here.
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“I’ve Been Playing Too Much Grand Theft Auto”
Read more here.
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“Someone Dropped PCP On My Head!”
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“I Can’t Help It, I’m Antisocial”
Asperger’s Syndrome used as murder defense. Read more here.
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“I’m Too Intelligent”
A computer genius was just too consumed in his own code to realize what he was doing. Read more here.
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“I’m a Necrophiliac”
Man claims that he had sex with a dead girl lying in a pool of blood because he was a necrophiliac, but didn’t actually commit the murder. Read more here
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“I Thought My Girlfriend Was a Vampire”
He got off using this excuse, too. Read more here.
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“He Told Me I Looked Like Lance Bass”
A man killed another man in self-defense after being threatened and teased about his resemblance to pop star Lance Bass. Read more here.
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“I Was Sleepwalking”
There are 7 instances when sleepwalking was used as a defense. Read more here.
Lamest Murder Excuses
The “dog ate my homework” equivalent of murder alibis and excuses.
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Mock Turtle 3 years agoWhat. The fuck. I have Asperger’s syndrome and seeing that someone is using that as a defense for murder is insulting and disgusting. Seriously. I’ve lost faith in humanity.
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