Hold on, maybe she wasn't too fat. We have to consider the possibility that the dress simply couldn't bear to live in a world with a dress like this and decided to end it all. Did someone check to see if any of Liberace's old cars are missing a seat cover?

Brash, fat and drunk is no way to go through life, Miss.

She's so trashy.  No wonder I'm attracted to her.

wow, she's fat. she should diet

she looks like a galactic woman space professional. such shiny shoulder pads