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If Atheists Ruled the World

A video compilation of hilarious and bizarre quotes taken from online fundamentalist Christian forums. If atheists ruled the world, I'd be having so much more fun right now! It's sad to think I could be having a giant gay hooker orgy instead of sitting at this desk.

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  • carolinej2 thinks If Atheists Ruled the World is LOL & Win  about 6 months ago
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  • This is another piece of evidence for my theory that we are becoming a nation of idiots.

    Sue L.
    2 years ago
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  • This sounds like everyone at my “Christian” high school. I am so glad that I am out of there, yet so ashamed that I had to go there in the first place. Hilarious and true video!

    James S. Digel III
    2 years ago
  • James S. Digel III   If Atheists Ruled the World and thinks it’s LOL  about 2 years ago
  • “If our bodies were full of that acid, we'd all dissolve.” That's so awesome.

    Max Guernsey, III
    2 years ago
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  • I feel like humanity has failed us. O.O ROTFL! LOL! “Like God created oil when he created the earth SIX THOUSAND years ago!” Man. This was taken word-for-word out of a forum? O.o They give us forum-dwellers a bad name..

    Vanessa G.
    2 years ago
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    2 years ago
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