This is the type of PowerPoint presentation that you don't fall asleep during. Before you dismiss this as being banal toilet humor, note that there's a GRAPH included. Graphs scientifically validate everything. (Thanks for this gem, Holy Taco!)
“How To Tour In A Band Or Whatever” By Thor Harris
Thor Harris, the vocalist for Indie Rock band Shearwater must have been having a rough day on the job when he wrote this definitive list on the rules of the road. Sounds like being a rocker is harder than it looks; Just ask Peggy!
Celebrity Public Urination
There's been another wave of prominent public urination recently, adding to the time-honored celebrity tradition of hosing on others' stuff.
So Comfortable You Could Fart?
A new commercial for Extended Stay Hotels shows a bunch of people farting in an effort to show how comfortable their hotels make you feel.
buzzfeed.com
Wait — Sound and smell are rated on a scale up to 100, but they have to add up to over 150 before it becomes acceptable for me to say anything? That means if a guy next to me does the loudest fart conceivably possible by the human body but I don't smell anything I'm still supposed to keep my mouth shut?
Heh heh …”butthole”.
Holy Taco should also release a powerpoint on how to vaguely rip off George Carlin.
I've tried all of these and they don't work.
Sometimes sharting is inevitable
Yikes. Looks like we have a really big problem here, society.
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Yikes. Looks like we have a really big problem here, society.
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