phat shoulders!

Hey, Andy Port. Fuck you!

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if those are fat girls then i'm a whale.

fat shoulders? i kind of want to punch that guy in his fat face.

So “not ultra-skinny” = “fat”. Oh, get a life. They look great.

Slammin'

Fat? Since when is not looking like a concentration camp survivor “fat?”

Shame on you, Andy Port. Shame on you, NYT. What happened to class?

I don't see it either, buuuut, if gaining a little weight is the new “thing” i'm all for it… Ladies, get to eatin'

i don't see it.

Catty indeed. Only an obnoxious queen-fashionista wannabe would notice such a thing.

Even though I already did it in a more personal space, I'd like to go on record here and say that Jennifer Aniston looked mind-meltingly hot at the Golden Globes. I have campaigned against her trainer-bought ass since the 2003, but that ass (and that slit, and that eye makeup) won. Fine. She's incredibly attractive. I said it.